“Are you talking about my size or the number of guys you want to hook up with?”

“Yes.”

There’s a thousand at every convention.

It’s a good thing Atom Man took that intro to computer science course before he switched to journalism after deciding his mild-mannered alter ego preferred more time for partying.

Yeah, but what a way for civilization to go.

Sure we know who did it now, but I figure this theory makes about as much sense as every other convoluted explanation that’s cropped up to explain Asmodean’s death over the years.

The first time I visited my future wife’s house her dad was cleaning one of his guns and her older brother evidently walked through their living room cleaning a hunting knife. I was too busy happily chatting away with them while watching TV to notice either, much to their consternation.

I imagine superheroes would be a massive mitigating influence on paparazzi if they did exist.

Linda Hamilton looked pretty good back when she made the first Terminator movie, but just try watching the film today and making it through the primping scene with her roommate without breaking down into laughter.

REVIEW FOR SKARO PEST CONTROL

1/5 STARS

WOULD NOT HIRE AGAIN, TERRIBLE SERVICE!

WE HIRED SKARO PEST CONTROL TO EXTERMINATE A PEST THAT HAD INFESTED OUR MOTHERSHIP. THEY PROMPTLY CAPTURED THE PEST BUT THEN LOCKED IT IN A ROOM INSTEAD OF EXTERMINATING IT AS PART OF AN OVERLY ELABORATE PLAN FOR UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION. THE PEST ESCAPED AND FIDDLED WITH THE CONTROLS RESULTING IN THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR ENTIRE BATTLE FLEET. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

Sadly all of that sweet karma he’s getting won’t provide a dime of extra funding to continue his research into maximizing karma input. That’s probably for the best though. Some things weren’t meant to be known.

Also, andrewsmith1986 and POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY would show up at his door and kneecap him before he could unlock the true secrets of Reddit and break up the vast power user karma monopoly.